For All Realtors Doing An Open House Today: A Semi True Story

Mike Lafferty - The Real Estate Guru

It was a typical hot Sunday afternoon open house. The usual suspects of condo commandos, retired nobodies, and the ever present snowbirds that stayed behind for summer filed through. None were buyers, Finn could tell. All they wanted to see was how the Epstein’s had decorated and to tell him how it was overpriced.

“Like these idiots know shit.” He thought.

A loud crash came from the kitchen. When Finn entered he found a nosy neighbor, from Iowa or Minnesota or some frozen state, had walked face first into the sliding glass door.

“You need to put something on this glass. Someone could get hurt.” She said in her monotone nasally accent.

“I’ll take care of it right away.” Finn told her.

The snowbird slowly wondered around looking at the décor continuing to check her nose for blood. When she got to the front door she rubbed her nose one…

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